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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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83-year-old pensioner Leslie Neill has seen his annual council bill double from £1,400 to £3,000 in the space of a year. He lives on £1,725 a month, from which he also has to find the cost of nursing home care for his wife, Edith, who suffers from Alzheimer's. Put simply, the sums no longer add up: it's either her or the house.
 
"At the moment there is two times as much money going out of this house as there is coming in and that can only go on for so long," the retired quantity surveyor from Belfast explains. "Like most people, I made provision for my old age and saved money but I just can't afford these tax increases. Edith comes first, she always will, so they'll have to make do without my rates. It's not a case of I won't pay. It's a case of I can't pay."
 
Ray McAreavey, 62, expresses similar sentiments. He's been asked to find £1,700 a year, almost twice what he was paying before, and on his £1,000-a-month pension there's no way he can afford it. "I have struggled all my life, never taken benefits, brought my children up properly and now the State wants to screw every last penny out of me," says the former school vice-principal. "If this was happening in a country like France, they'd be burning government buildings down by now."
 
A few years back, 48-year-old Malcolm Evans and his wife Sharon, from Wales, dug into their savings and took on a bigger mortgage to find an extra £30,000 to extend their home to make room for their growing family. "Months after the work had been completed, they were stunned to receive a letter explaining that a council tax inspector had been to visit while they were out. The upshot? A 35% hike in their bill.
 
"The house is obscured by high bushes so presumably they must have ventured into my garden while I was out in order to view it properly," says Malcolm. "It felt very intrusive, very Big Brother, as if I was being spied upon."
 
All three of these homeowners live in areas that have been used as trial runs for the greatest possible changes to local taxation since the failure of Margaret Thatcher's poll tax.
 
Next Wednesday, a three-year inquiry into council funding led by Sir Michael Lyons will report back to the Government. While its specific recommendations as to whether the council tax should be reformed or replaced are not yet known, leaks have suggested that one of the proposals will be the creation of a new 'superband' of council tax on homes valued in excess of £1m. It is far from certain that the Chancellor will endorse any of Sir Michael's proposals. The political stakes are deemed too great to risk upsetting the property-owning middle class - at least until the Chancellor has his feet safely under the desk of 10 Downing Street.
 
What we can be sure of is that before the end of the next decade, every home in England will be revalued, and one way or another, the system of local taxation brought into the 21st century. Already an army of council tax super-snoopers is on stand-by to hit the streets. They've been issued with digital cameras, armed with laser measuring devices, and will be electronically linked to a central Government super computer. Their task is simple: to spy on, to unearth, and to detect the slightest scrap of information that could be used to push up the value of a house - and so increase the amount of tax they can grab.
 
As a percentage of total taxes, property taxes in the UK have risen from 10.4% in 1995 to 12% in 2004, making them the highest in the world. Not only has Gordon Brown increased stamp-duty rates on more expensive properties and failed to increase inheritance tax thresholds in line with the rise in property prices, but the burden of council tax has risen from £9billion in 1995 to £20 billion in 2004 as councils struggled with costs rising more quickly than central government grants. But Labour wants even more.
 
As one commentator recently pointed out: "George Orwell's epic 1984 set out a chilling vision of Britain under totalitarian rule. But for New Labour, the novel seems to be regarded not so much as a warning as a blueprint for action."
 
Residents face fines of £1,000 and then £200 for every day after if they don't let inspectors into their home or if they fail to 'assist' them once inside.
 
In Wales properties underwent a revaluation in 2003. The bands relating to house prices were juggled at the same time, with an additional band added to cover the most expensive properties. When the new bills hit doormats in 2005, there was a public outcry. Ministers had promised that the changes would be 'revenue neutral', meaning there would be no overall increase in the tax burden, and that as many houses as went up a band would come down. In fact, the true figures were that 33% of households saw their tax bill go up and just 8% down.
 
In February, using the Freedom of Information Act, the Tories forced the Valuation Office Agency, an arm of HM Revenue and Customs, which in turn is overseen by the Treasury, to publish the circulars it used to brief staff on the Welsh revaluation. Ominously for those living in desirable areas, they revealed that inspectors are told that the features which 'generally add value' are "convenience of public transport facilities, peace and quiet, shop providing nearby basic groceries, pleasant views, good security". The documents also confirm that inspectors were instructed to record home improvements such as a new kitchen, double glazing and central heating, as well as 'special benefits' such as an 'enclosed garden, patio, and conservatory'. In other words, homeowners who put a bit of effort into their house, who have a 'nice' house, are going to be hit in the pocket.
 
Even more sinister, the government have done a deal with one of Britain's leading property websites, Rightmove (we're not providing a link to them because we don't want you to go there) to give them access to the firm's vast database of properties with their sale prices and floor plans.
 
And from June 1, every home in England and Wales - about two million come on to the market each year - will have to have an Energy Performance Certificate provided by the vendor before it can be sold. The scheme has been portrayed as a means of cutting carbon emissions and making it easier for householders to save on energy bills, but it has now emerged that it will involve the gathering of enormous amounts of details about people's homes. During a 45-minute check, inspectors will look at everything from the loft to the conservatory. They will go into every room to calculate the number of low-energy light bulbs and while in the kitchen they will even examine the cooker to see if it has automatic ignition or a permanent pilot light.
 
But the suspicion is that this information - which will be sent electronically to a central computer run by Ruth Kelly's Department for Communities and Local Government - will be raided by other Government departments to revalue homes for council tax.
 
The revaluation of England's housing stock was due to have been completed by 2007, but it was suddenly halted in 2005. Had it not been, then Gordon Brown would have had to face the consequences in his first days as Prime Minister and thus risk losing the next election. So the snoopers have been ordered to wait a bit, in the hope that the rumblings of the revolt die down. In other words, just as he is expected to ignore the conclusions of the Lyons report, the Chancellor has kicked the revaluation process 'into the long grass'. But make no mistake: when the time is right, and the snoopers are ordered back onto the streets, most middle-class homeowners will discover their tax bill will soar.
 
Not that successive governments have ever bothered about properly justifying their decisions to a helpless electorate, but one has to ask how it can be right that the UK has the highest property taxes in the world, almost 70% higher than the international average. Do people who live in nice houses use any more council or government resources than those that live on a run-down estate?
 
The answer, of course, is no. They actually use less. They're more likely to have private health insurance, and to pay for their own dental care. They have their own (heavily taxed) cars so don't use up places on the bus. They may well send their children to private schools, and they can afford to buy books rather than use the public library. They probably aren't criminals so are less likely to be a burden on the police or court system. On the other hand they have more to spend, thus benefiting local business.
 
All right, they live in nice houses in nice places. But they paid for it with their own money, on which they've already paid tax. Why should they have to pay twice (actually, three times, because they're bound to get clobbered with Inheritance Tax when they die)?
 
I suppose it couldn't be a little of that good old-fashioned Labour jealousy, could it? Or perhaps not. I haven't heard that the likes of Tony Bliar, John Prescott or Gordon Brown are short of a few bob.
 

 

 
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